Mother’s Day is this weekend and that means that I will be spoiled and pampered and regaled all day Sunday.
Probably not.
I’ve been married a LONG time (11+ years) and a mom for 8+ years, and I’ve learned that the secret to a happy (LASTING) marriage and life is to LOWER ONE’S EXPECTATIONS.
Now let me just say that I have what I really want for Mother’s Day:
However, I’m always open to helping the husband along with a list or a strategically placed catalog because he’s always so desperate to please me (insert sarcastic cackles here).
SO, I’ve decided to share a few ideas of what I would LOVE for Mother’s Day.
- I would love to sleep in. I do not exist before 9 a.m.
- I would LOVE to go out for breakfast for some Eggs Benny because, YUM.
- I would love something from the kids that they made/drew/wrote for me. (I know I’m getting this one because they both informed me NOT to look under their beds or I would “be arrested.”)
- Also, if you happen to be anywhere near a Roots store, best husband ever, I like this one:
Oh and look at the Links of London shiny things:
Oh and anything from Chuck works for me but look at him sparkle:
You are welcome, husband.
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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE!!!
May you get the love, recognition and respect you all deserve!
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